He asked to "fluff my boner.."
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I think people are normalizing furries
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