Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.�
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
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