4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
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