return my video game
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
I showed him my bush... on skype.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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