I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
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