This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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