My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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