let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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