It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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