Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
