I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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