You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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