It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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