We won't sleep together?
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
whose ass print is on the piano?
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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