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Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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