dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
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