yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
My underwear smells like fireworks.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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