idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
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