Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
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