i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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