can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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