next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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