so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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