White coat. Heels.
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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