Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
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