It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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