I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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