You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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