my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Boobs speak an international language.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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