Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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