return my video game
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
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