then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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