At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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