My pussy is not your playground.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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