No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
3pm strippers are depressing
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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