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im holly from the hills drunk
I queefed so loud it echoed.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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