so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
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