2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
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I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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