Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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