Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
lets start a swedish sibling band together
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
I think your dad took our porno
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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