Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
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