you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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