i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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