I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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