What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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