I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
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