Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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