I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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