Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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