I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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