Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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