Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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